cow engagement report
@cowincrisis - 94K followers on X
Measured over 37 original posts from a 30-day window, last computed on August 26, 2026.
Engagement
A typical post picks up 589 interactions against 94K followers, an engagement rate of 0.63%. Measured over 37 original posts, its engagement rate beats 83% of 3,917 tracked accounts of a similar size. Comparing inside a size band matters here: engagement rate falls as accounts grow, so a raw rate would mostly just re-measure the follower count. Posts are seen about 22K times each, and 2.63% of those impressions turn into an interaction. That is about 23.9% of the follower count, which is the gap between an audience on paper and an audience in a timeline. Posting runs at about 2.7 posts a day over the last 30 days, though only 43% of days saw any activity at all. Most posts go out around 02:00 UTC, and Saturday is the busiest day of the week. Of the 37 posts sampled, 57% carry an image or video. The account's strongest tracked post pulled 144K interactions, about 245x its own typical post.
Measured over 37 original posts from a 30-day window, last computed on August 26, 2026.
Compared with accounts its own size
cow's engagement rate beats 83% of the tracked X accounts closest to it in follower count (3,917 accounts, accounts of similar size (decile 5 of 10)). A percentile is spread evenly by construction, so 50 really is the middle of that group and 90 really is its top tenth.
On engagement per impression rather than per follower it beats 74% of the same group. When those two numbers disagree, the gap is about how far its posts travel rather than how people react to them.
Where this sits in the catalog
At 0.63%, cow sits above the 75th percentile of the 37,856 accounts in this comparison. That places it in the top 25% band, which runs 0.439% to 2.10%.
Show the percentile table
| Percentile | Engagement rate |
|---|---|
| 10th percentile | 0.002% |
| 25th percentile | 0.012% |
| 50th percentile | 0.081% |
| 75th percentile | 0.439% |
| 90th percentile | 2.10% |
| 99th percentile | 155.6% |
This ruler is the whole measured catalog, not a size-matched group: it shows where the raw rate falls across every account we can measure, all of which are large. For a like-for-like comparison, read the size-band percentile above instead. See how the bands are built
Posting timing
This account posts most often around 02:00 UTC, and Saturday is its busiest day of the week. The bars below are the catalog-wide pattern, with this account's own busiest slot marked. They do not show how this account performs at each hour: we keep one aggregate per account, not one per hour, so that measurement does not exist in our data.
Show engagement by hour posted, utc as a table
| Hour (UTC) | Vs author median | Posts |
|---|---|---|
| 00:00 UTC | -1% | 53K |
| 01:00 UTC | -2% | 53K |
| 02:00 UTC | -3% | 52K |
| 03:00 UTC | -4% | 55K |
| 04:00 UTC | -6% | 44K |
| 05:00 UTC | -4% | 43K |
| 06:00 UTC | -4% | 50K |
| 07:00 UTC | -5% | 54K |
| 08:00 UTC | -4% | 63K |
| 09:00 UTC | -3% | 72K |
| 10:00 UTC | -2% | 75K |
| 11:00 UTC | -3% | 81K |
| 12:00 UTC | -2% | 90K |
| 13:00 UTC | -2% | 98K |
| 14:00 UTC | -3% | 101K |
| 15:00 UTC | -2% | 105K |
| 16:00 UTC | -4% | 102K |
| 17:00 UTC | -3% | 95K |
| 18:00 UTC | -1% | 88K |
| 19:00 UTC | -2% | 83K |
| 20:00 UTC | -1% | 77K |
| 21:00 UTC | -1% | 69K |
| 22:00 UTC | -2% | 60K |
| 23:00 UTC | -2% | 53K |
Show engagement by day of week as a table
| Day | Vs author median | Posts |
|---|---|---|
| Sunday | +5% | 238K |
| Monday | 0% | 302K |
| Tuesday | -3% | 302K |
| Wednesday | -1% | 257K |
| Thursday | -2% | 250K |
| Friday | -3% | 259K |
| Saturday | +3% | 233K |
Best tweets
- Apr 28, 2026245x their median
Thankyou Google maps for protecting the cow's privacy https://t.co/9iAIWGLzjb
- Aug 17, 2026172x their median
How tf are cows and chickens not extinct yet we eat them like biscuits 😭
- Aug 20, 202653x their median
me and my horse wife on some weird shit but it doesn’t matter because we’re in love https://t.co/ojlLNGnI0P
- Aug 16, 202619x their median
i bet it feels good as hell to be a cow swimming with your duck best friend in a beautiful blue pond https://t.co/u1X6gDuua9
- Aug 22, 202613x their median
eating grass and ripping ass
- Aug 22, 202613x their median
Cows seeing fresh grass for the first time in six months after a long Dutch winter. https://t.co/8sccg3O5nL
- Aug 22, 20269.3x their median
I think Trump's about to feed Americans horse meat.
- Aug 21, 20264.4x their median
A cow did not give its life for you to order your steak well done.
- Aug 20, 20263.0x their median
saw a chicken try and fly today. fucking idiot
- Aug 15, 20262.7x their median
https://t.co/hUYa1J0PWN
Ranked by total interactions across everything we have tracked for this account, which is a longer history than the 30-day window the rates above use. The multiple compares each post to this account's own median.
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Reading these numbers
A typical post picks up 589 interactions against 94K followers, an engagement rate of 0.63%. Measured over 37 original posts, its engagement rate beats 83% of 3,917 tracked accounts of a similar size. Comparing inside a size band matters here: engagement rate falls as accounts grow, so a raw rate would mostly just re-measure the follower count. Posts are seen about 22K times each, and 2.63% of those impressions turn into an interaction. That is about 23.9% of the follower count, which is the gap between an audience on paper and an audience in a timeline. Posting runs at about 2.7 posts a day over the last 30 days, though only 43% of days saw any activity at all. Most posts go out around 02:00 UTC, and Saturday is the busiest day of the week. Of the 37 posts sampled, 57% carry an image or video. The account's strongest tracked post pulled 144K interactions, about 245x its own typical post.
- What is cow's engagement rate on X?
- cow (@cowincrisis) has an engagement rate of 0.63%, based on the median interactions across 37 original posts from the last 30 days against 93,645 followers. Replies, reposts and quote-posts of other people are excluded from that sample.
- Is that a good engagement rate?
- At 0.63%, cow sits above the 75th percentile of the 37,856 accounts in this comparison. Those comparison accounts are all large ones, because our scanning cadence is weighted towards big accounts, so this is a ranking among peers of similar scale rather than a ranking across X.
- Does @cowincrisis have real engagement?
- Its engagement rate beats 83% of the tracked X accounts closest to it in follower count (3,917 accounts), which puts it in the top quarter for its size group. Ranking inside a size band matters because engagement rate falls as accounts grow, so a raw rate would mostly re-measure the follower count. It is a starting point for a look at follower quality, not a verdict on it.
- When does @cowincrisis post?
- Most posts go out around 02:00 UTC, and Saturday is its busiest day, at roughly 2.7 posts per day across the measured window.