Pentagon Pizza Report engagement report
@PenPizzaReport - 386K followers on X
Measured over 4 original posts from a 30-day window, last computed on September 1, 2026.
Engagement
Early reading. We have captured 4 original posts for this account, below the 8 we require before treating a median as settled. The numbers above describe what we have seen so far, not a finished profile of the account.
A typical post picks up 726 interactions against 386K followers, an engagement rate of 0.188%. Posts are seen about 40K times each, and 1.84% of those impressions turn into an interaction. That is about 10.2% of the follower count, which is the gap between an audience on paper and an audience in a timeline. Posting runs at about 0.17 posts a day over the last 30 days, though only 10% of days saw any activity at all. Most posts go out around 00:00 UTC, and Wednesday is the busiest day of the week. Of the 4 posts sampled, 100% carry an image or video and 25% are part of a thread. The account's strongest tracked post pulled 9.8K interactions, about 14x its own typical post. Only 4 original posts have been captured so far, fewer than the 8 posts we want behind a median before treating it as settled. Read the figures above as an early measurement of this account, not as a finished profile of it.
Measured over 4 original posts from a 30-day window, last computed on September 1, 2026.
Where this sits in the catalog
At 0.188%, Pentagon Pizza Report sits above the 50th percentile of the 36,759 accounts in this comparison. That places it in the above the median band, which runs 0.08% to 0.434%.
Show the percentile table
| Percentile | Engagement rate |
|---|---|
| 10th percentile | 0.002% |
| 25th percentile | 0.012% |
| 50th percentile | 0.08% |
| 75th percentile | 0.434% |
| 90th percentile | 2.10% |
| 99th percentile | 160.4% |
This ruler is the whole measured catalog, not a size-matched group: it shows where the raw rate falls across every account we can measure, all of which are large. For a like-for-like comparison, read the size-band percentile above instead. See how the bands are built
Posting timing
This account posts most often around 00:00 UTC, and Wednesday is its busiest day of the week. The bars below are the catalog-wide pattern, with this account's own busiest slot marked. They do not show how this account performs at each hour: we keep one aggregate per account, not one per hour, so that measurement does not exist in our data.
Show engagement by hour posted, utc as a table
| Hour (UTC) | Vs author median | Posts |
|---|---|---|
| 00:00 UTC | -1% | 51K |
| 01:00 UTC | -2% | 52K |
| 02:00 UTC | -3% | 50K |
| 03:00 UTC | -4% | 54K |
| 04:00 UTC | -6% | 43K |
| 05:00 UTC | -4% | 42K |
| 06:00 UTC | -4% | 48K |
| 07:00 UTC | -5% | 52K |
| 08:00 UTC | -4% | 61K |
| 09:00 UTC | -3% | 70K |
| 10:00 UTC | -2% | 72K |
| 11:00 UTC | -3% | 79K |
| 12:00 UTC | -2% | 87K |
| 13:00 UTC | -3% | 95K |
| 14:00 UTC | -4% | 98K |
| 15:00 UTC | -2% | 101K |
| 16:00 UTC | -4% | 99K |
| 17:00 UTC | -2% | 91K |
| 18:00 UTC | -1% | 85K |
| 19:00 UTC | -1% | 80K |
| 20:00 UTC | -1% | 75K |
| 21:00 UTC | -1% | 66K |
| 22:00 UTC | -2% | 58K |
| 23:00 UTC | -2% | 52K |
Show engagement by day of week as a table
| Day | Vs author median | Posts |
|---|---|---|
| Sunday | +4% | 232K |
| Monday | 0% | 290K |
| Tuesday | -2% | 281K |
| Wednesday | -1% | 252K |
| Thursday | -2% | 245K |
| Friday | -3% | 254K |
| Saturday | +3% | 228K |
Best tweets
- Jun 19, 202514x their median
https://t.co/8F3a2DuWJQ
- Aug 25, 20265.3x their median
Both of the closest Papa Johns locations to the Pentagon are reporting high traffic. Extreme Pizza, minutes from the Pentagon, continues to report high traffic. As of 4:31pm ET https://t.co/zg944ErXvL
- Jul 31, 20261.7x their median
The Wiseguy Pizza, minutes from the Pentagon, is reporting above average traffic. Freddies Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon, is reporting very low traffic. As of 6:45pm ET https://t.co/BQb8prp9cA
- Jul 16, 20261.6x their median
The closest Dominos to the White House is reporting high traffic. Both of the closest gay bars to the White House are reporting low traffic. As of 6:16pm ET https://t.co/CUIiCxobMk
- Jun 26, 20261.5x their median
Abnormally low traffic at nearly every pizzeria nearby the Pentagon. As of 4:16pm ET https://t.co/POHeQJxzzq
- Jul 12, 2026
The closest Dominos and Papa Johns to the Pentagon are reporting above average traffic. As of 10:20pm ET https://t.co/AdCXbkoYVe
- Aug 26, 2026
The Wiseguy Pizza, across from the Pentagon, is reporting high traffic. Freddie's Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon, is reporting below average traffic. As of 5:15pm ET https://t.co/alJpgcx2oV
- Jul 16, 2026
The closest Dominos to the Pentagon is reporting a surge in traffic. Freddies Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon, is reporting below average traffic. As of 6:13pm ET https://t.co/BX1WxcsZiQ
- Aug 1, 2026
Nearly every pizzeria nearby the Pentagon is reporting abnormally low traffic. Except for the 2nd closest Papa Johns, which is reporting above average traffic. Freddies Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon, is also reporting very low traffic. As of 6:10pm ET https://t.co/JtdjLbvDsO
- Jun 10, 2026
Ordered myself some pizza. Odd activity tonight.
Ranked by total interactions across everything we have tracked for this account, which is a longer history than the 30-day window the rates above use. The multiple compares each post to this account's own median.
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Reading these numbers
A typical post picks up 726 interactions against 386K followers, an engagement rate of 0.188%. Posts are seen about 40K times each, and 1.84% of those impressions turn into an interaction. That is about 10.2% of the follower count, which is the gap between an audience on paper and an audience in a timeline. Posting runs at about 0.17 posts a day over the last 30 days, though only 10% of days saw any activity at all. Most posts go out around 00:00 UTC, and Wednesday is the busiest day of the week. Of the 4 posts sampled, 100% carry an image or video and 25% are part of a thread. The account's strongest tracked post pulled 9.8K interactions, about 14x its own typical post. Only 4 original posts have been captured so far, fewer than the 8 posts we want behind a median before treating it as settled. Read the figures above as an early measurement of this account, not as a finished profile of it.
- What is Pentagon Pizza Report's engagement rate on X?
- Pentagon Pizza Report (@PenPizzaReport) has an engagement rate of 0.188%, based on the median interactions across 4 original posts from the last 30 days against 386,338 followers. Replies, reposts and quote-posts of other people are excluded from that sample.
- Is that a good engagement rate?
- At 0.188%, Pentagon Pizza Report sits above the 50th percentile of the 36,759 accounts in this comparison. Those comparison accounts are all large ones, because our scanning cadence is weighted towards big accounts, so this is a ranking among peers of similar scale rather than a ranking across X.
- Does @PenPizzaReport have real engagement?
- There is not yet enough sample to rank this account against others of its size.
- When does @PenPizzaReport post?
- Most posts go out around 00:00 UTC, and Wednesday is its busiest day, at roughly 0.17 posts per day across the measured window.