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Pentagon Pizza Report engagement report

@PenPizzaReport - 386K followers on X

Measured over 4 original posts from a 30-day window, last computed on September 1, 2026.

Engagement

Per follower
0.188%
of 386K followers
Per impression
1.84%
40K views on a typical post
Reach
10.2%
of its followers see a post
Typical post
726
interactions (median)
Saved
0.062%
24 bookmarks on a typical post
Posting rate
0.17/day
active 10% of days
Peak time
00:00 UTC
Wednesday

Early reading. We have captured 4 original posts for this account, below the 8 we require before treating a median as settled. The numbers above describe what we have seen so far, not a finished profile of the account.

A typical post picks up 726 interactions against 386K followers, an engagement rate of 0.188%. Posts are seen about 40K times each, and 1.84% of those impressions turn into an interaction. That is about 10.2% of the follower count, which is the gap between an audience on paper and an audience in a timeline. Posting runs at about 0.17 posts a day over the last 30 days, though only 10% of days saw any activity at all. Most posts go out around 00:00 UTC, and Wednesday is the busiest day of the week. Of the 4 posts sampled, 100% carry an image or video and 25% are part of a thread. The account's strongest tracked post pulled 9.8K interactions, about 14x its own typical post. Only 4 original posts have been captured so far, fewer than the 8 posts we want behind a median before treating it as settled. Read the figures above as an early measurement of this account, not as a finished profile of it.

Measured over 4 original posts from a 30-day window, last computed on September 1, 2026.

Where this sits in the catalog

At 0.188%, Pentagon Pizza Report sits above the 50th percentile of the 36,759 accounts in this comparison. That places it in the above the median band, which runs 0.08% to 0.434%.

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Engagement rate as a share of followers, across the 36,759 accounts we have scanned enough to measure. The axis is logarithmic, because the top and bottom of this population are about 106,964 times apart and a linear axis would flatten everything below the median into a single point.
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Engagement rate percentiles
PercentileEngagement rate
10th percentile0.002%
25th percentile0.012%
50th percentile0.08%
75th percentile0.434%
90th percentile2.10%
99th percentile160.4%

This ruler is the whole measured catalog, not a size-matched group: it shows where the raw rate falls across every account we can measure, all of which are large. For a like-for-like comparison, read the size-band percentile above instead. See how the bands are built

Posting timing

This account posts most often around 00:00 UTC, and Wednesday is its busiest day of the week. The bars below are the catalog-wide pattern, with this account's own busiest slot marked. They do not show how this account performs at each hour: we keep one aggregate per account, not one per hour, so that measurement does not exist in our data.

Engagement by hour posted, UTCTwenty-four bars, one per UTC hour. Each bar shows how posts published in that hour compare with their own authors' median engagement. Bars above the centre line ran higher than the median, bars below ran lower. A marker flags Busiest hour: 00:00 UTC.
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Above the authors' own mediansBelowScale: plus or minus 6%Busiest hour: 00:00 UTC
Show engagement by hour posted, utc as a table
Engagement by hour posted, UTC
Hour (UTC)Vs author medianPosts
00:00 UTC-1%51K
01:00 UTC-2%52K
02:00 UTC-3%50K
03:00 UTC-4%54K
04:00 UTC-6%43K
05:00 UTC-4%42K
06:00 UTC-4%48K
07:00 UTC-5%52K
08:00 UTC-4%61K
09:00 UTC-3%70K
10:00 UTC-2%72K
11:00 UTC-3%79K
12:00 UTC-2%87K
13:00 UTC-3%95K
14:00 UTC-4%98K
15:00 UTC-2%101K
16:00 UTC-4%99K
17:00 UTC-2%91K
18:00 UTC-1%85K
19:00 UTC-1%80K
20:00 UTC-1%75K
21:00 UTC-1%66K
22:00 UTC-2%58K
23:00 UTC-2%52K
Engagement by day of weekSeven bars, one per weekday, Sunday first. Each bar shows how posts published on that day compare with their own authors' median engagement. Bars above the centre line ran higher than the median, bars below ran lower. A marker flags Busiest day: Wednesday.
SunMonTueWedThuFriSat
Above the authors' own mediansBelowScale: plus or minus 5%Busiest day: Wednesday
Show engagement by day of week as a table
Engagement by day of week
DayVs author medianPosts
Sunday+4%232K
Monday0%290K
Tuesday-2%281K
Wednesday-1%252K
Thursday-2%245K
Friday-3%254K
Saturday+3%228K
See what moves engagement across the whole catalogWhat counts as a good engagement rate at this size

Best tweets

  • Jun 19, 202514x their median

    https://t.co/8F3a2DuWJQ

    9.2K431111361.7M viewsView on X
  • Aug 25, 20265.3x their median

    Both of the closest Papa Johns locations to the Pentagon are reporting high traffic. Extreme Pizza, minutes from the Pentagon, continues to report high traffic. As of 4:31pm ET https://t.co/zg944ErXvL

    3.3K43038100280K viewsView on X
  • Jul 31, 20261.7x their median

    The Wiseguy Pizza, minutes from the Pentagon, is reporting above average traffic. Freddies Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon, is reporting very low traffic. As of 6:45pm ET https://t.co/BQb8prp9cA

    1.1K92171279K viewsView on X
  • Jul 16, 20261.6x their median

    The closest Dominos to the White House is reporting high traffic. Both of the closest gay bars to the White House are reporting low traffic. As of 6:16pm ET https://t.co/CUIiCxobMk

    1.0K731616127K viewsView on X
  • Jun 26, 20261.5x their median

    Abnormally low traffic at nearly every pizzeria nearby the Pentagon. As of 4:16pm ET https://t.co/POHeQJxzzq

    1.1K2020293K viewsView on X
  • Jul 12, 2026

    The closest Dominos and Papa Johns to the Pentagon are reporting above average traffic. As of 10:20pm ET https://t.co/AdCXbkoYVe

    893137191766K viewsView on X
  • Aug 26, 2026

    The Wiseguy Pizza, across from the Pentagon, is reporting high traffic. Freddie's Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon, is reporting below average traffic. As of 5:15pm ET https://t.co/alJpgcx2oV

    84910681246K viewsView on X
  • Jul 16, 2026

    The closest Dominos to the Pentagon is reporting a surge in traffic. Freddies Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon, is reporting below average traffic. As of 6:13pm ET https://t.co/BX1WxcsZiQ

    7956617662K viewsView on X
  • Aug 1, 2026

    Nearly every pizzeria nearby the Pentagon is reporting abnormally low traffic. Except for the 2nd closest Papa Johns, which is reporting above average traffic. Freddies Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon, is also reporting very low traffic. As of 6:10pm ET https://t.co/JtdjLbvDsO

    743482810113K viewsView on X
  • Jun 10, 2026

    Ordered myself some pizza. Odd activity tonight.

    5283120239K viewsView on X

Ranked by total interactions across everything we have tracked for this account, which is a longer history than the 30-day window the rates above use. The multiple compares each post to this account's own median.

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Reading these numbers

A typical post picks up 726 interactions against 386K followers, an engagement rate of 0.188%. Posts are seen about 40K times each, and 1.84% of those impressions turn into an interaction. That is about 10.2% of the follower count, which is the gap between an audience on paper and an audience in a timeline. Posting runs at about 0.17 posts a day over the last 30 days, though only 10% of days saw any activity at all. Most posts go out around 00:00 UTC, and Wednesday is the busiest day of the week. Of the 4 posts sampled, 100% carry an image or video and 25% are part of a thread. The account's strongest tracked post pulled 9.8K interactions, about 14x its own typical post. Only 4 original posts have been captured so far, fewer than the 8 posts we want behind a median before treating it as settled. Read the figures above as an early measurement of this account, not as a finished profile of it.

What is Pentagon Pizza Report's engagement rate on X?
Pentagon Pizza Report (@PenPizzaReport) has an engagement rate of 0.188%, based on the median interactions across 4 original posts from the last 30 days against 386,338 followers. Replies, reposts and quote-posts of other people are excluded from that sample.
Is that a good engagement rate?
At 0.188%, Pentagon Pizza Report sits above the 50th percentile of the 36,759 accounts in this comparison. Those comparison accounts are all large ones, because our scanning cadence is weighted towards big accounts, so this is a ranking among peers of similar scale rather than a ranking across X.
Does @PenPizzaReport have real engagement?
There is not yet enough sample to rank this account against others of its size.
When does @PenPizzaReport post?
Most posts go out around 00:00 UTC, and Wednesday is its busiest day, at roughly 0.17 posts per day across the measured window.

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