Mme La CPE engagement report
@Mme_la_CPE - 144K followers on X
Measured over 7 original posts from a 30-day window, last computed on September 26, 2026.
Engagement
Early reading. We have captured 7 original posts for this account, below the 8 we require before treating a median as settled. The numbers above describe what we have seen so far, not a finished profile of the account.
A typical post picks up 2.6K interactions against 144K followers, an engagement rate of 1.78%. Posts are seen about 183K times each, and 1.40% of those impressions turn into an interaction. That is about 127.2% of the follower count, which is the gap between an audience on paper and an audience in a timeline. Posting runs at about 0.23 posts a day over the last 30 days, though only 20% of days saw any activity at all. Most posts go out around 19:00 UTC, and Monday is the busiest day of the week. Of the 7 posts sampled, 14% carry an image or video. The account's strongest tracked post pulled 28K interactions, about 11x its own typical post. Only 7 original posts have been captured so far, fewer than the 8 posts we want behind a median before treating it as settled. Read the figures above as an early measurement of this account, not as a finished profile of it.
Measured over 7 original posts from a 30-day window, last computed on September 26, 2026.
Where this sits in the catalog
At 1.78%, Mme La CPE sits above the 75th percentile of the 205,475 accounts in this comparison. That places it in the top 25% band, which runs 0.678% to 2.55%.
Show the percentile table
| Percentile | Engagement rate |
|---|---|
| 10th percentile | 0.004% |
| 25th percentile | 0.024% |
| 50th percentile | 0.143% |
| 75th percentile | 0.678% |
| 90th percentile | 2.55% |
| 99th percentile | 82.4% |
This ruler is the whole measured catalog, not a size-matched group: it shows where the raw rate falls across every account we can measure, all of which are large. For a like-for-like comparison, read the size-band percentile above instead. See how the bands are built
Posting timing
This account posts most often around 19:00 UTC, and Monday is its busiest day of the week. The bars below are the catalog-wide pattern, with this account's own busiest slot marked. They do not show how this account performs at each hour: we keep one aggregate per account, not one per hour, so that measurement does not exist in our data.
Show engagement by hour posted, utc as a table
| Hour (UTC) | Vs author median | Posts |
|---|---|---|
| 00:00 UTC | -1% | 89K |
| 01:00 UTC | -2% | 90K |
| 02:00 UTC | -3% | 88K |
| 03:00 UTC | -4% | 94K |
| 04:00 UTC | -5% | 76K |
| 05:00 UTC | -4% | 75K |
| 06:00 UTC | -5% | 86K |
| 07:00 UTC | -5% | 93K |
| 08:00 UTC | -4% | 108K |
| 09:00 UTC | -4% | 124K |
| 10:00 UTC | -3% | 129K |
| 11:00 UTC | -3% | 141K |
| 12:00 UTC | -3% | 154K |
| 13:00 UTC | -3% | 167K |
| 14:00 UTC | -4% | 173K |
| 15:00 UTC | -2% | 176K |
| 16:00 UTC | -3% | 171K |
| 17:00 UTC | -3% | 159K |
| 18:00 UTC | -2% | 149K |
| 19:00 UTC | -2% | 141K |
| 20:00 UTC | -1% | 131K |
| 21:00 UTC | 0% | 116K |
| 22:00 UTC | -2% | 100K |
| 23:00 UTC | -1% | 90K |
Show engagement by day of week as a table
| Day | Vs author median | Posts |
|---|---|---|
| Sunday | +5% | 393K |
| Monday | +1% | 483K |
| Tuesday | -2% | 520K |
| Wednesday | -3% | 472K |
| Thursday | -2% | 430K |
| Friday | -3% | 447K |
| Saturday | +2% | 393K |
Formats this account uses
Its own posting mix on the left, and what each of those formats does across every account we track on the right. Only formats where the effect clears our publish test appear here, so an empty row is a format we could not measure rather than one that does nothing.
| Format | This account | Catalog effect | 95% interval | Accounts behind it |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Image or video | 14% of posts | +111% | +108% to +115% | 34K |
| Outbound link | 0% of posts | -41% | -42% to -40% | 32K |
| Typical length | - | no effect | -2% to -1% | 42K |
- 14% of this account's sampled posts carry an image or video. Across the catalog, posts with an image or video run 111% above the same accounts' other posts.
- 0% of its posts carry a link off X. Across the catalog, posts with an outbound link run 41% below the same accounts' other posts.
- Its average post runs 228 characters, which falls in the 180 - 280 characters band. Across the catalog, posts of 180 to 280 characters match the same accounts' other posts almost exactly.
These are catalog-wide differences applied to this account's own posting mix, not a measurement of how each format performs for this account specifically. We keep one median per account, not one per format per account, so the second thing is not something this data can tell you.
Best tweets
- Sep 10, 202611x their median
Aujourd'hui un élève de 6ème est venu pleurer en vie scolaire car il a eu un différent avec des camarades. - je veux ma sœur 🥺 - Elle est en quelle classe ta sœur ? - c'est X en 3ème.. vous pouvez l'appeler? Sa sœur est ensuite venue pour lui faire un gros câlin et le consoler.
- Mar 10, 20267.6x their median
Un élève devant les toilettes : - PUTAIN ça pue sa mère ici !! Son pote: et dans la langue de Molière?? - Fichtre, les effluves des WC me piquent les narines Moi: vous venez d'avoir français ? - Bien le bonjour ma gente dame CPE, oui nous sortîmes de cours.
- Apr 14, 20266.4x their median
Aujourd'hui, je vois une élève pour décrochage scolaire. Lors de l'entretien, elle me dit: - vous croyez que c'est facile pour nous? Assis 8h par jour, forcé à écouter, interdit de bouger, de parler, avec des personnes qui nous jugent sans arrêt, pour un diplôme de merde!!
- Dec 8, 20256.3x their median
Je reçois un mail d'un prof (13h20) qui me dit: untel est parti chercher son cahier dans son casier il n'est jamais revenu. On a retrouvé l'élève à la cantine, à table avec ses amis, en train de RE manger. 1 aed:-mais tu as cours ??? -petite potatoes vite fait et j'y retourne.
- Jan 7, 20265.0x their median
Le ministre des transports recommande de ne pas se déplacer aujourd'hui. L'éducation nationale : on maintien les collèges ouverts, venez travailler 🤪🤪 🤪
- Apr 9, 20264.7x their median
Aujourd'hui il y a un papa qui est venu pour "donner des affaires " à sa fille. Il nous demande de la voir "5 minutes". On va la trouver dans la cour, elle nous dit, choquée: - comment ça mon père ? Ça doit faire au moins 2 ans que je l'ai pas vu ! Je veux pas le voir moi !!!
- Jan 17, 20264.0x their median
Il y a quelques temps, j'ai visité l'Assemblée nationale avec les élèves. On a eu la chance d'assister à une séance dans l'hémicycle. Les élèves très observateurs: -Elle est où la mixité et la parité? -C'est normal que le député la bas soit sur tiktok ?? - ça scroll sévère!
- Apr 3, 20263.9x their median
Aujourd'hui un élève 6eme saigne abondamment du nez. Cela ne se calme pas donc on décide d'appeler la maman. Elle est très agacée au téléphone, nous demande de gérer sans elle, qu'elle est occupée. Elle arrive finalement: " tu me déranges j'étais en plein live Instagram !!"
- Feb 24, 20263.7x their median
Imagine si ton enfant avait faim… et qu’on lui refusait l’accès à la cantine faute d’argent sur la carte. Il y a peu de temps, un élève l’a vécu. On a du lui payer son repas avec notre carte de cantine perso. L’école doit rester un lieu de protection, jamais d’humiliation.
- Nov 14, 20253.6x their median
On a des jumelles, très différente l'une de l'autre. Ce matin l'une arrive en retard alors qu'elles commencent à la mm heure. -vu le temps qu'elle passe dans la salle de bain pour camoufler sa sale gueule c'est normal qu'elle soit en retard -t'as la même tête que moi bouffonne
Ranked by total interactions across everything we have tracked for this account, which is a longer history than the 30-day window the rates above use. The multiple compares each post to this account's own median.
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Reading these numbers
A typical post picks up 2.6K interactions against 144K followers, an engagement rate of 1.78%. Posts are seen about 183K times each, and 1.40% of those impressions turn into an interaction. That is about 127.2% of the follower count, which is the gap between an audience on paper and an audience in a timeline. Posting runs at about 0.23 posts a day over the last 30 days, though only 20% of days saw any activity at all. Most posts go out around 19:00 UTC, and Monday is the busiest day of the week. Of the 7 posts sampled, 14% carry an image or video. The account's strongest tracked post pulled 28K interactions, about 11x its own typical post. Only 7 original posts have been captured so far, fewer than the 8 posts we want behind a median before treating it as settled. Read the figures above as an early measurement of this account, not as a finished profile of it.
- What is Mme La CPE's engagement rate on X?
- Mme La CPE (@Mme_la_CPE) has an engagement rate of 1.78%, based on the median interactions across 7 original posts from the last 30 days against 143,758 followers. Replies, reposts and quote-posts of other people are excluded from that sample.
- Is that a good engagement rate?
- At 1.78%, Mme La CPE sits above the 75th percentile of the 205,475 accounts in this comparison. Those comparison accounts are all large ones, because our scanning cadence is weighted towards big accounts, so this is a ranking among peers of similar scale rather than a ranking across X.
- Does @Mme_la_CPE have real engagement?
- There is not yet enough sample to rank this account against others of its size.
- When does @Mme_la_CPE post?
- Most posts go out around 19:00 UTC, and Monday is its busiest day, at roughly 0.23 posts per day across the measured window.