i don't know how to be funny anymore
Reach score
In August 2026, @everyone reached 78.5% of its 77,588 subscribers per post (60,888 average views), placing it in the top 10% of tracked channels its size, meaning most of its reach arrives from forwards and cross-posts rather than its own subscribers. The benchmark is 1,119 tracked channels with 20K-100K subscribers, whose median reach is 10.7%.
- Views per subscriber
- 78.5%
- Percentile for its size
- 93/ 100
- Views per post
- 60,888
- Band median
- 10.7%
Each post is seen far more times than this channel has subscribers, so most of the reach is arriving from outside the subscriber list - forwards, cross-posts, or paid promotion. Strong reach, but it is not proof the subscriber list itself is real.
Measured against 1,119 tracked channels with 20K-100K subscribers (a sample of that band). Views per subscriber falls as a channel grows, so @everyone is only ever compared with channels of its own size.
Subscriber growth
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About
terrible, terrible humor. im not going to "sponsor" any other channels here, i'll forward something if i find something funny but i'm not running this thing like a business. THAT ALSO MEANS I'M NOT SELLING IT, MORONS